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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 12:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lucas: The Response - University of North Carolina Athletics - University of North Carolina Athletics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What were Hitler’s habits?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo

Next, they tried...

Then came..

No, not a chance

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors