What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 12:55

No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo
Next, they tried...
Then came..
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors